Let's face it world... You've been Jimmered because you can't help but shake your head in amazement as Jimmer banks a shot like he doesn't even know 24 NBA scouts are there. You've been Jimmered because you can't figure out how the guy doesn't change form based on whether he's 2' or 40' away from the basket. You've been Jimmered because whatever fan base you belong to, you know what being Jimmered means.
So, to put it frankly and blatantly, who cares what the guys birth certificate says? A rose called by any other name would smell just a sweet... And so would victory. So here's to you poor sports at work and on facebook, who love to tell me that Jimmer Fredette is really James Fredette. I guess that's probably the worst thing you could say about someone who scored 47 points on your team. It's cute really... And I wouldn't want you to choke on your own vomit by giving BYU a compliment. So you keep complaining about James. And I'll keep cheering for Jimmer. I have a feeling I'll be the one smiling in the end.
The fact that a piece of paper says James is irrelevant because either way... You're Jimmered.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Guys, there is a massive MONUMENTAL game happening in less than 24 hours. No. 9 BYU plays No. 4 San Diego State. I cannot tell you how excited I am. I've been wearing something blue to work for weeks. So, in honor of the beauty that is BYU sports I have decided to post some highlight videos... and can I just say if they pull this one off, tears of joy will come out my face, apple cider will fall from the heavens, and my first born child will be named Jimmer. Regardless of the sex. Not to say that Jimmer is the team... but Jimmer is the man.
yes... yes I know that last play is not basketball. But it is beautiful. And that is the magic that they will be bringing tomorrow night!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Liz who fell in love.
Since she was so in love, she decided to get married and pose for pictures even though she doesn't like to be in pictures.
The kingdom knew she had picked the right guy because he was always doing nice things like holding up her dress
They had lots of friends and family who were so happy for them
and a beautiful cake made for them by her sister
and they danced
and lived happily ever after
Monday, January 17, 2011
"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it."
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Little does Tyler know, but actually married a 60 year old obese woman. At least, that is what my gall bladder is telling everyone. Er... was telling everyone. That's right ladies and gentle friends, at 10:30am this morning my gall bladder was put into a jar and on its way to pathology so puzzled lab techs can scratch their heads in wonder as to why a petite 22 year old girl who has never weighed that much is having problems with her gall bladder. By problems I mean.. pretty big problems. The lowest digestive rate they leave your gall bladder in at is a 35%. Mine was a whopping 9%. So... goodbye gall bladder, hello new and improved Kat Morrow. I feel like the New Year holds wonderful things for me. Anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!! I would like to make an official shout out to my friends Kalie and Spencer DeMann for sacrificing countless hours into helping with Liz Teerlinks wedding. It was beautiful (because Kalie is a genius) and I could not have done it without them and my in laws. HOLLA! Anyway, Christmas and weddings pictures to come.