Please do not forget
that even though I joke
I love you
more than Dave Matthews
Please do not think
that Jimmer Fredette is cooler than you
And I hope you haven't assumed
that my likeness for either of these two people
surpasses my love-ness for you
That being said, I feel as though my desire to name our child David Matthew Jimmer Morrow should not be ignored. Please take a quiet moment in your day to think about the AMAZING TALENT our child would only be destined to achieve with namesakes like that.
I am willing to compromise with David Matthew Morrow.
Our second child can be named Nebakanezer if you still desire at that point in time.